Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

[enrages]

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

Comments

[enrages]

she says dumb shit like that all the time.

[eras]

i will take your word for it as you know her better!!

anyway that's all i've got so far
was any of it useful :o

[enrages]

yeah, that's legit.
thanks.
i think i'm going to keep a list for our little soul bond group?
i wont spread it around, since apparently someone wants their shit private, but i'll def pay attention to it.
so i can find other soulbonders with us.

[eras]

i'm okay with you sharing my stuff around honestly
it's nothing i haven't said in person

oh but did you want me to tell you what that davin guy said??
about the rebellion thing

i don't know any other soulbonders i don't think beyond that

[enrages]

yes, yes, tell me please!

[eras]

0kay okay basically davin said it was a rebellion of the lower classes against the higher ones??
he said it goes fuchsia down

all i know about it is it was led by a guy called the signless

...so i guess it's not that much to tell you
but that's what i had to share

[enrages]

yeah thanks.
huh.
where does grey fit on there?
i feel like it doesn't fit with the weird rainbow shit.
uhgrughr why a society based on blood thats so triggering.

[eras]

fuchsia violet purple indigo cerulean teal jade olive lime yellow bronze burgundy
apparently
according to my artist sister

i don't think gray is on there

[enrages]

okay
uh
okay fuck.
okay, i understand.
thanks.

[eras]

do you think you have gray blood

[enrages]

i






maybe.

[eras]

why d0 you think that?

[enrages]

okay, i'm about to talk about something really really triggering.
and you can't judge me.
and i might freak out and not respond for a bit and that won't mean i hate you.

[eras]

i won't judge you
i promise

1/2

[enrages]

okay.

[enrages]

my blood's wrong.
there's something wrong with it.
there's always been something wrong with it.
i *know*.
i've always known, even when i was little, even before this whole network thing.
when i was just a little brat climbing trees and shit and being dumb and this whole
blood phobia thing
has always been there in my life.
i never played sports.
i only did band because even if i fell, i could wear jeans and long sleeves and no one would see my blood or whatever.
and

urhgurhglshfdkljghdflksjghdf godsjlsmnsso fuckekd up afjdjghdf i akdgd DO YOU UNDERSTNAD?!?
what iam gettTINNG AT HERE?!!?? irtjju oka yi need to go sit down and pet my dog brb

[eras]

you think your blood color is wrong
i get what you're getting at, yes

i'm not judging you for what it's worth
judging people based on blood color seems pretty dumb
(i hope you feel better by the time you read this)

[enrages]

[ 20 MINUTES LATER ]






ughblood.
blood is
just so gross.
i can't handle it, it's so fucked up, no one should ever even TALK about this shit rughrughurhgr.

[eras]

how about i don't mention the b word again unless there is a dire need

[enrages]

good life plan.
urhguhr why do we have to be the reincarnations of people who were obsessed with the b
why

[eras]

idk!!
could i even have the b
i mean
do robots have that
??????

at least WE don't need to be obsessed w/ it
we can focus on the important stuff
like ice cream and indiana jones
and sharks i guess

[enrages]

oil??? maybe????


also apparently i have been confirmed for jesus.
this isn't me guessing anymore.
mac said he remembered me as jesus-y.

[eras]

seri0usly?

[ SHE WAS LIKE 100% SURE THAT WAS A DELUSION... ]

i guess it's really appropriate you're being soulbond leader then?

[enrages]

apparently octavia was also my soulbond co-jesus, but that hasn't been confirmed by a third party yet.

[eras]

but you're the only one leading this expedition of soulbonding right