Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

[enrages]

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

Comments

[enrages]

i didn't even think of that, woah.
okay, yeah, that's a legit idea.
what do we do?
have some kinda
network get together??
an official meeting to talk out strats????

[eras]

a get together would probably be useful
and some sort of talk about strats sure
do we have strats
is that a thing we have
see i dont even know that!

[enrages]

we are gonna HAVE strats.
we might not have them right now, but strats are coming.
we will have an A strat.
a B strat.
and even a C strat.
we will be ready for any and all challenges we might possibly ever face.

[eras]

in that case i look forward to the get together
and the strats
does this mean soulbond leaders have to have party planning skills too

[enrages]

ugh i dont want to throw a party.

[eras]

should i keep calling it a get together instead

[enrages]

call it a meeting.
that sounds more formal.

[eras]

where would this hypothetical meeting be held

1/2

[enrages]

IN HELL.

[enrages]

no not really that just sounded really dramatic, and i wanted to say it.
i guess my house?
you assholes bring your own food, though.
and i guess i should wait and figure out a day when my dad won't be around.

[eras]

lol
sometimes you have to go for the dramatics
otherwise i suppose life would get boring!
not that we are really in danger of that tbh
also okay!
sounds cool
doing it when the non number guy is not around is probably wise

[enrages]

honestly, he would probably think we were either doing drugs or selling drugs
rather than jump to the conclusion that we're a part of some crazyass magical network shit.
so even if he does come home, we have gang activities as our alibi.

[eras]

can't we be working on a school project instead of doing something illegal and ridiculous

[enrages]

he wouldn't believe that.

[eras]

i worry about you that gang activities is more believable a thing for you to be doing than a school project
or does this say more about your father than you

[enrages]

i'm





not
actually sure...

[eras]

don't join a gang karson

[enrages]

i'm more likely to get killed in gang violence than to join a gang and partake in gang violence.

[eras]

don't get killed in gang violence either karson
actually
just avoid gang violence altogether

[enrages]

i can make no guarantees.

[eras]

if you die who will be soulbond leader
is there a chain of succession going on here

[enrages]

i think octavia, on virtue of being co-jesus, would be the next soulbond leader.
which means you are all now actively invested in my continued survival.

[eras]

i think we can safely say my continued adherence to group law hinges on your survival yes
i mean if you do die i suppose i will just sort of do my own thing

[enrages]

yeah, that's legit.
if i weren't leader, i wouldn't want to be part of the group either.
it'd be a really shitty group without me at the head.
all groups are shitty without me as leader.

[eras]

there are other people i'd be willing to follow and trust implicitly!
travis for example
and i trust soren although i don't think anyone else does
but i can't say the same of certain other people as of yet