enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote2013-06-16 02:16 am

Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*
eras: art by <user name="xamag-homestuck" site="tumblr.com"> (- no. just no.)

[personal profile] eras 2013-09-20 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
no, i do not.
that would probably be even more dangerous than your current plan.
eras: art by <user name="yshaarj" site="tumblr.com"> (= listening. okay?)

[personal profile] eras 2013-09-20 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
that would take you at least 16 years
surely you know someone who can drive you until and unless you gain the ability to function w/o sleep