Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

[enrages]

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

Comments

[eras]

lol
sometimes you have to go for the dramatics
otherwise i suppose life would get boring!
not that we are really in danger of that tbh
also okay!
sounds cool
doing it when the non number guy is not around is probably wise

[enrages]

honestly, he would probably think we were either doing drugs or selling drugs
rather than jump to the conclusion that we're a part of some crazyass magical network shit.
so even if he does come home, we have gang activities as our alibi.

[eras]

can't we be working on a school project instead of doing something illegal and ridiculous

[enrages]

he wouldn't believe that.

[eras]

i worry about you that gang activities is more believable a thing for you to be doing than a school project
or does this say more about your father than you

[enrages]

i'm





not
actually sure...

[eras]

don't join a gang karson

[enrages]

i'm more likely to get killed in gang violence than to join a gang and partake in gang violence.

[eras]

don't get killed in gang violence either karson
actually
just avoid gang violence altogether

[enrages]

i can make no guarantees.

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if you die who will be soulbond leader
is there a chain of succession going on here

[enrages]

i think octavia, on virtue of being co-jesus, would be the next soulbond leader.
which means you are all now actively invested in my continued survival.

[eras]

i think we can safely say my continued adherence to group law hinges on your survival yes
i mean if you do die i suppose i will just sort of do my own thing

[enrages]

yeah, that's legit.
if i weren't leader, i wouldn't want to be part of the group either.
it'd be a really shitty group without me at the head.
all groups are shitty without me as leader.

[eras]

there are other people i'd be willing to follow and trust implicitly!
travis for example
and i trust soren although i don't think anyone else does
but i can't say the same of certain other people as of yet

[enrages]

what about you?
could you leader?

[eras]

aside from octavia nearly everyone i've met over the network has liked me to some degree or another
i've never had an issue working with others or persuading someone to work with me
so i suppose i could
though i have never felt the need to be a leader nor have one

[enrages]

okay, if i die, you have to beat up octavia and become the leader.
it's been decided.

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i have to do what now

[enrages]

you have to take power by force.

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i'm not sure i want to beat anyone up in order to stage a hostile takeover!
also i think that would make people a lot less likely to agree to listen to me honestly
also isn't she your friend

[enrages]

she's like a lion.
if you punch her in the snout and establish your authority, she'll obey you.

[eras]

did you punch octavia in the face?

[enrages]

i headbutted alan.
that counts.

[eras]

b/c they're dating??