enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote2013-06-16 02:16 am

Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-20 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
how do you even propose to do that
i guess most people don't find an alien invasion (or wtfever we agreed this is) that romantic
weirdly :p
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-20 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
are you suggesting we put people in dangerous situations on purpose
or suggesting it should happen if we wait long enough
or what
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-20 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
who would you send me off in a group with
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-20 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
...does that mean you don't know? :p
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-20 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
i suddenly feel concerned again
what would you define your sexuality as, karson?
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-20 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
your answers are certainly never dull
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-20 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
truthinessful?
so when exactly was the last time you slept
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-20 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
i take it saying karson go the fuck to sleep would not actually help any
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-20 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
maybe you will eventually gain the ability to function on no sleep
since the ability to stay up is pretty much
um
ridiculous otherwise
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-20 07:38 am (UTC)(link)





please tell me you're not driving still
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-20 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
omfg do you want me to text travis and kanti
because i will
you should NOT be driving right now
sleep deprivation + driving = dangerous!

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