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Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

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OH MY GOD DSFHGDFN ON ON OSTOP
THE STATE OF THAT LITTERBOX IS ATROCIOUS YOUR POOR FUCKING CAT AND POOR RON PAUL AND EERVRGDHFSD DFNO FSTOPPP

[well if you insist...

there is a picture of a cat scoop and the lumps of cat poop have now been redistributed to the top of ron paul's face instead of merely beside the paper]

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[ this is the textual equiv of a scream ]

[there is a picture of a clean litterbox in the background and a bag in the foreground, but, but what's this--]

[there is a close-up of the bag. on the very top of the litterbox cleanings is a rumpled wet piece of paper

the picture on it is smeared in clay lumps and barely visible

but you know]

no
no more
fine i like your music NO MORE I CANT HANDLE ANYMORE OH GOD WHY NO MORE NO MORE YOU WIN FINE OKAY YOU WINN

[there is a picture of the bag tied and in an outside trash can. au revoir, libertaridouche]

is that why you're texting me?
to make me suffer?????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmZvOhHF85I

not clicking it.

you know my printer can print more than one picture right

i have to go bye.

no no wait ok check out this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd_aekTU5gk

nope.

no seriously forreal

the only way to win this game is to not even play.
i am not playing.

are you some kind of crazy person who dont like music is that it

i don't like YOUR music.
that's it.
that's all.

dude i listen to a lotta fuckin music i dont think you can make that call unless you at least listen here try this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faMhVphZIRI statistically i listen to so much music its basically impossible that we dont have something in common

if its in 4/4 time, i'm not listening to it.

the fuck is wrong with 4/4 time you racist or something

im a musician!
i have standards!

ten bucks says 90% of what you play is in 4/4 bitch

maybe in marching band.
but not in concert, which is where i play most of my music.
punk.

well there you fuckin go 4/4 time has its damn place its completely valid u elitist

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