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Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

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no
no more
fine i like your music NO MORE I CANT HANDLE ANYMORE OH GOD WHY NO MORE NO MORE YOU WIN FINE OKAY YOU WINN

[there is a picture of the bag tied and in an outside trash can. au revoir, libertaridouche]

is that why you're texting me?
to make me suffer?????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmZvOhHF85I

not clicking it.

you know my printer can print more than one picture right

i have to go bye.

no no wait ok check out this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd_aekTU5gk

nope.

no seriously forreal

the only way to win this game is to not even play.
i am not playing.

are you some kind of crazy person who dont like music is that it

i don't like YOUR music.
that's it.
that's all.

dude i listen to a lotta fuckin music i dont think you can make that call unless you at least listen here try this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faMhVphZIRI statistically i listen to so much music its basically impossible that we dont have something in common

if its in 4/4 time, i'm not listening to it.

the fuck is wrong with 4/4 time you racist or something

im a musician!
i have standards!

ten bucks says 90% of what you play is in 4/4 bitch

maybe in marching band.
but not in concert, which is where i play most of my music.
punk.

well there you fuckin go 4/4 time has its damn place its completely valid u elitist

only when you're wearing a military-esque uniform and marching with a bigass instrument.

you realize that queen wrote music in 4/4
charlie chaplin
tina turner
the beatles
lady gaga

i dont like that shit.

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