enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote2013-06-16 02:16 am

Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*
counterclock: (avery => holy SHIT.)

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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-07-26 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
dude you just called queen the beatles and tina turner shit i will never fucking feel sorry for you again you realize these are some of the most amazing modern musicians in recent history right???? are you also going to tell me you like hate idk david bowie or journey or the temptations. do u hate arethra franklin and etta james