enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote2013-06-16 02:16 am
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Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*
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counterclock: (avery => yeah about that.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-01 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
love and friendship
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-01 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
what no
counterclock: (avery => confident.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-01 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
didnt u ever watch mr rogers as a child cmon kid this is your childhood were talking about how can you live w/o friendship
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-01 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
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counterclock: (avery => what a fox.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-01 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
u realize your phone format like fucked that up rite
enrages: (we must travel to the moon)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-01 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
the fact that its fucked up is a representation of our relationship.
counterclock: (avery => yeah about that.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-01 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
we have a relationship
enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-01 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
like a people talking relationship.
an annoyanceship.
counterclock: (avery => hey lil mama lemme whisper)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-01 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
well fuck thats something
enrages: (we must travel to the moon)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-01 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
dont get any ideas.
counterclock: (avery => sis dropped me on my head.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-01 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
i have so many ideas bbdoll
enrages: (she's a ghost and a bitch)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-01 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
kill those ideas.
now.
counterclock: (avery => sis dropped me on my head.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-01 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
sorry cant im prolife remember
enrages: (taste the justice of fine art)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-01 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
it's capital punishment, not abortion.
counterclock: (avery => let me think...)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-01 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
i dont believe in the taking of innocent life these ideas never did nothing to u
enrages: (she's a ghost and a bitch)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-01 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
it's making me incredibly uncomfortable.
that's warrant enough for their deaths.
enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-01 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
im okay being a fascist if it means those ideas die a miserable death.
counterclock: (avery => quoth adam lambert.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-01 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
ok karson marx whatever u say
enrages: (more shameful than death is your SASS)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-01 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
no seriously what the fuck
counterclock: (avery => seriously? what bullshit.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-01 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
are you really gonna make me explain the joke

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