Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

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"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

Comments

text;

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but its good

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so good k-dawg

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STOP FUCKING TEXTGIN ME GODAMNNITFUCKK

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no :)

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youre fun :) :) :)

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you are the fucking opposite of fun get out of my life

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thats rude

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what were you expecting, if not large quantities of rude.

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love and friendship

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ew

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what no

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didnt u ever watch mr rogers as a child cmon kid this is your childhood were talking about how can you live w/o friendship

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u realize your phone format like fucked that up rite

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the fact that its fucked up is a representation of our relationship.

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we have a relationship