Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

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"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

Comments

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wow ok
ok wow
wow ok
ok enough of that
how about you go to the doctor and like
get a shot

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imf ucking POOR REMEMEBRMMERB?!?

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oh right hospital fees for kids are also unimportant i forgot

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HURHGUIOSDHGIUDSH HGIHAFDJKHGDFKYSN GDFYSIGUYDFHSKLJH FDJKLSHL DUFYSFISYDIO UGHDLSFIU ETBO7GH KLDFJSH KFJDSGA KFUYADSTUI DSFIPUYGD8OF7SYH FKL.S SHUT THE FUCFCU UPFHSUT UP S8HUT THE FUCKUP UP YOU DRFSSUTPIDS BITHCUIG STOP RINGIGN MY FJMIALYITY INTOTP./

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you keep bringing up you being poor which reminds me of your shitty family srry man

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ten stop talgin gme about things with MONEY

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you brought up money k-dawg

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you brought it gup by TALKIGN BAOUT EXPENSIVE THIGSN.

spoiler: avery cannot actually obtain heroin

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all i did was suggest you go to the hospital man but if you dont like that idea i could get you some heroin i bet thatd knock you out real nice

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just kil me now.

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thats illegal brosef

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euthanasia i frofiet my people rights.
no longer humasn!!!!!!!!!!

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dunno if thats really necessary or possible tbh christians are big on human life except if youre a criminal or a terrorist

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ill comit a crime right now
ilf fuckign DO IT

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no u wont i bet you wont

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sonyhave no idea
what
90 horuos no slep does to a man
do you??

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i thought it was 75

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i
l1ied on my psto.

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dude....

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m foigng cracy.

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take this

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i want to throw up

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i know its okay amanda is visceral like that

1/3

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brb

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[ hours pass.... ]