enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote2013-06-16 02:16 am

Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*
counterclock: (avery => sis dropped me on my head.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-04 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
just gotta get up and throw them out the window or something nice and easy and the demons will follow them out and you wont see shit anymore see easy as pie
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-04 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
ok how about this for every step you take ill send you a picture of my cat how does that sound
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-04 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
sparkles is cheering u on man
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-04 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
yes you can little dude its totes ok look

[a picture of sparkles, obviously meowing at the camera]

shes saying get up karson save yourself
counterclock: (avery => very special of you.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-05 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
i dont actually think thats a legally viable solution sorry