Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

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"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

Comments

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you brought it gup by TALKIGN BAOUT EXPENSIVE THIGSN.

spoiler: avery cannot actually obtain heroin

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all i did was suggest you go to the hospital man but if you dont like that idea i could get you some heroin i bet thatd knock you out real nice

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just kil me now.

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thats illegal brosef

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euthanasia i frofiet my people rights.
no longer humasn!!!!!!!!!!

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dunno if thats really necessary or possible tbh christians are big on human life except if youre a criminal or a terrorist

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ill comit a crime right now
ilf fuckign DO IT

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no u wont i bet you wont

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sonyhave no idea
what
90 horuos no slep does to a man
do you??

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i thought it was 75

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i
l1ied on my psto.

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dude....

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m foigng cracy.

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take this

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i want to throw up

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i know its okay amanda is visceral like that

1/3

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brb

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[ hours pass.... ]

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hkrlp
hrelp
halpf

1/2

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what happened did you trip over your own shoes or hit someone else in your car

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oh fuck plz tell me you arent driving in this state

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nonf
no fi dont want to drive,
fifuck thim SEDING SHTI TNOW
ims seeng shit ohg god help.

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whater you seeing

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shit mvoing.
thigns moving that hsodulgnt be moving,
i dnt know why theyr moving please dnt let them be mad at me ms sorry.

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nah i think they only get mad when you talk about ron paul so dont do that