enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote2013-06-16 02:16 am

Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*
counterclock: (avery => mild intrigue.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-04 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
i thought it was 75
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-04 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
i know its okay amanda is visceral like that
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-04 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
what happened did you trip over your own shoes or hit someone else in your car
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-04 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
oh fuck plz tell me you arent driving in this state
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-04 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
whater you seeing
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-04 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
nah i think they only get mad when you talk about ron paul so dont do that
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-04 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
good kid
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-04 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
you also might wanna throw your ron paul shirts away too just to avoid angering them with those as well
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-04 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
you gotta k-man you gotta throw those shirts away so they dont come get you and try to eat them off you man
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-04 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
ok lil man heres what were gonna do you got five minutes
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-04 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
five minutes to just chill ok

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