Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

[enrages]

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

Comments

text;

[enrages]

I'M NOT A HOOLIGAN.
I'M NOT GOING TO TEXT DURING SCHOOL.
AND I HAD HOMEWORK TO DO.
HENCE
NIGHTTEXTING.
THERE ARE PERFECTLY EXPLAINABLE THINGS THAT EXPLAIN MY ACTIONS.
IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.

text;

[wirsinddiejager]

SO HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE LOVE THING.

text;

[enrages]

I DON'T.
IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS AND THERE WAS NO LOVE.

text;

[wirsinddiejager]

ARE YOU DYING. IS THAT IT HAVE YOU CONTRACTED SOME TERRIBLE DISEASE THATS SLOWLY KILLING YOU. IF SO YOU SHOULD TELL PEOPLE INSTEAD OF ACTING WEIRD.

text;

[enrages]

that is the dumbest thing i have ever heard in my life and if that's what you really think you should be ashamed.

text;

[wirsinddiejager]

WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK WHEN YOURE ACTING TOTALLY CRAZY.

text;

[enrages]

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK ANYTHING.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHUT UP AND NOT GOSSIP ABOUT ME BEHIND MY FUCKING BACK BECAUSE WOW I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH GOSSIP RIGHTS
NOT YOU.
YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHTS.

text;

[wirsinddiejager]

THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE. ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ALL ABOUT THE SOCIAL JUSTICE SHIT. YOU CANT GO AROUND DENYING OTHER PEOPLE THEIR RIGHTS.

text;

[enrages]

[ fuck ]







I'M GOING TO BLOCK YOUR NUMBER.

text;

[wirsinddiejager]

Octavias worried about you ok. thats why she told me about how weird you were acting.

text;

[enrages]

oh.



well, that's
i promise i'm fine, okay?
tell her that.
i'm totally okay.

text;

[wirsinddiejager]

are you sure. because if there is something wrong its going to come out in the open sooner or later anyway.

text;

[enrages]

i'm just having a lot of feelings lately, okay????
nothing's wrong with that.
it's probably
like
puberty or some shit.

text;

[wirsinddiejager]

arent you a year older than me are you telling me youre only going through puberty now.

text;

[enrages]

our brains keep growing until we're 25, dumbshit.

text;

[wirsinddiejager]

ok whatever youre having a lot of feelings. I guess that makes sense. just dont have feelings at me.

text;

[enrages]

i can't make promises for my future self.

text;

[wirsinddiejager]

if you wake me up in the middle of the night to say you love me I will flip out. jsyk.

text;

[enrages]

look, a lot of thoughts and feelings happen between the hours of 2 am and 7 am.
it's not right that i have to keep them all to myself.

Re: text;

[wirsinddiejager]

YES IT FUCKING IS. I have a lot of thoughts and feelings at those hours too but I have enough sense not to share them with people.

text;

[enrages]

well that's your own fucking fault, then!

text;

[wirsinddiejager]

no its the opposite of fault because no one wants to know what Im thinking after 2 am at night. and the same goes for you.

text;

[enrages]

every time is 2 am at night for me because i haven't slept in TWO MONTHS.
there is never not a 2 am for me.
it is currently 2 am for me.

text;

[wirsinddiejager]

then maybe you shouldnt text people.

text;

[enrages]

you will not silence me.