Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

[enrages]

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

Comments

Re: text;

[wirsinddiejager]

holy fuck you really are. wow.

text;

[enrages]

i don't even want to read your text.
you make me sick.

Re: text;

[wirsinddiejager]

dude I didnt even mean it in a bad way or anything. way to overreact.

[enrages]

[ NOT RESPONDING ]

[wirsinddiejager]

are you actually not reading these. are you just never going to read texts from me again because wow that is crazy.

[enrages]

[ 2 am ]

you hurt my feelings.

[wirsinddiejager]

oh my god are you seriously texting me at 2 fucking am

[enrages]

you hurt my fucking feelings and i've been thinking about it all day!

[wirsinddiejager]

and you only decided you wanted to talk about it when you knew Id be asleep.

[enrages]

NO.
I TEXTED YOU BECAUSE I COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

[wirsinddiejager]

ok fine if its so important then go ahead and say you love me. I can live with it.

[enrages]

NO I DON'T LOVE YOU.
DON'T TAKE MY LOVE OR FRIENDSHIP FOR GRANTED.

[wirsinddiejager]

then whats the fucking problem.

[enrages]

YOU ARE THE PROBLEM.

[wirsinddiejager]

right its me. not you being fucking crazy and overreacting to stupid shit.

[enrages]

you're an emotional psychopath.
i'm not talking to you anymore.
again.

[wirsinddiejager]

I AM NOT A PSYCHOPATH FUCK YOU.

[enrages]

YOU HAVE NO FEELINGS FOR OTHERS.
EXCEPT LIKE
OCTAVIA
AND MAYBE YOUR MOM.
THAT'S FUCKED UP.

[wirsinddiejager]

I NEVER SAID I HAVE NO FEELINGS FOR OTHERS. I SAID ID BE SAD IF YOU DIED DIDNT I.

[enrages]

YOU IMPLIED YOU'D BE SAD FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES AND THEN WOULD PROMPTLY GET OVER IT.

[wirsinddiejager]

NO I DIDNT WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT.

[enrages]

I GOT IT FROM THE PART OF THE CONVERSATION EARLIER WHERE YOU SAID YOU DIDNT CARE IF WE WERE FRIENDS OR NOT.

[wirsinddiejager]

WELL YOURE AN ASSHOLE AND SOMETIMES I DONT WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU LIKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW. THAT DOESNT MAKE ME A PSYCHOPATH.

[enrages]

WELL, I DON'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU AT ALL ANYMORE.
WE'RE DONE HERE.

[wirsinddiejager]

wow fine fuck you too. dont expect me to get worried about you anymore.