enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote2013-06-16 02:16 am

Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*
wirsinddiejager: (I WAS BORN TO THIS WORLD)

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-10-14 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[AND THUS EVERYONE LEARNED A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT FRIENDSHIP. TIME TO WRITE A LETTER ABOUT THIS TO PRINCESS CELESTIA.]