Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

[enrages]

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

Comments

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[wirsinddiejager]

no its the opposite of fault because no one wants to know what Im thinking after 2 am at night. and the same goes for you.

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[enrages]

every time is 2 am at night for me because i haven't slept in TWO MONTHS.
there is never not a 2 am for me.
it is currently 2 am for me.

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[wirsinddiejager]

then maybe you shouldnt text people.

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[enrages]

you will not silence me.

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[wirsinddiejager]

seriously man dont you have any self control. you cant just go around randomly sending people messages about how much you love them. its weird.

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[enrages]

why not???
what if one of us died tomorrow?
no one would know how i felt!!!
it's important to say these things NOW.
while we're all alive and coherent!

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[wirsinddiejager]

wait are you saying that you ARE dying after all?

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[enrages]

no!!
it's just
a WHAT IF situation.
like WHAT IF the police came to get me like they got candy???
no one would know how i felt before i died.
that's fucked up.

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[wirsinddiejager]

yeah I guess. but lifes fucked up like that. theres always going to be shit you never get to do before you die. you cant worry too much about it or itll fuck you up.

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[enrages]

that's why i'm doing shit NOW.
so i don't have regrets later.

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[wirsinddiejager]

fair enough. though its not like it matters after youre dead.

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[enrages]

why the fuck wouldn't it????

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[wirsinddiejager]

you cant have regrets when youre dead. because youre DEAD.

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[enrages]

i would be regretful in the last minutes of my life.
and then everyone i know would be all torn up after my death because i never told them that i loved them!!!

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[wirsinddiejager]

I wouldnt be torn up. I mean yeah I would be sad if you died but I wouldnt be like OH NO HE NEVER TOLD ME HE LOVED ME.

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[enrages]

wow.

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[wirsinddiejager]

what.

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[enrages]

fuck you.

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[wirsinddiejager]

WHAT. are you seriously upset because I dont want to hear that you love me.

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[enrages]

i don't even want to talk to you right now.

Re: text;

[wirsinddiejager]

holy fuck you really are. wow.

text;

[enrages]

i don't even want to read your text.
you make me sick.

Re: text;

[wirsinddiejager]

dude I didnt even mean it in a bad way or anything. way to overreact.

[enrages]

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[wirsinddiejager]

are you actually not reading these. are you just never going to read texts from me again because wow that is crazy.