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Karson Valenti's Voice Mail
"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.
If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"
*beeeep*
If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"
*beeeep*
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i don't trust that 8)
i never trust an emote made with the number eight.
never fucking ever.
who is it?
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That Travis guy? I was talking to him WAY 8ack and then I remem8ered, uh.
Knowing a guy in a wheelchair and saying some stuff to him and stuff 8ack when I was Spinneret? The deets 8n't important. 8ut it was all super familiar!
And then I remem8ered MORE a8out him when I remem8ered dying in two places at once. In the gold place there was just some girl, 8ut in the other place there was wheelchair guy again, 8eing a complete fucking failure at everything.
And his name was Tavros. Which kind of sounds like Travis?
The evidence is kind of shaky 8ut whatever. You should font at him! You, and not me. For reasons!
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the tavros and travis thing is really suspiciously similar.
like karson kathleen and karkat.
maybe all of our names are like that?
idk how yours fits in, though.
but yeah,
i'll report back to you once we confirm whether or not he's soulbond.
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8oom! VALID CONNECTION.
And ok, 8rave leader! I'll 8e w8ting.
(Just don't mention Spinneret to him ok or he'll get gross trauma echoes a8out 8lood and horri8le shit pro8a8ly and you'll 8oth get triggered and just DON'T DO IT.)
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no mindfangs or spinnerets and i guess spinneret-- you had a spider mom??
are you part spider jesus?
are you going to grow eyes and legs and shit???
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I know for a FACT that I was mostly human shaped! Like I saw my own arm and the diary never mentioned me having a fuckload of extra legs or eyes or w8.
W8.
Oh no
8h n8 8H SH8T 8H M8 G8D 8'M G8ING TO GR8W EYES
SPINNERET D8D 8-EYED SMIL8YS K8RS8N I'M G8ING T8 L88K HID8OUS OH *SHIT*
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oh
fuck
oh god
HOW DO YOU EVEN COVER THAT UP?!?!
NO MAKE UP CAN HIDE THAT SHIT?!!?!!?
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TW: suicide.
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ALSO DON'T KILL YOURSELF HOLY SHIT.
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LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
UH
UH
UHHH
FUCK IM THINKING ABOUT EYES THIS IS TERRIBLE.
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They're s8 very 8lack and cold, Kars8n
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no.
don't do this.
no please no.
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SPL8SH.
Glu8!
RIP OCT8VIA SERKET, DIED OF 8IGHT LOUSY G8DDAMN STUPID F8CKING EYES.
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May8e I won't ever! Like I know I was grey and had horns and pro8a8ly had messed up teeth like the one chick I remem8er. 8ut I 8n't got those things 8ack yet!
SO I am sure my eyes will 8e FINE.
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i was just being dramatic to fit with the drama of the situation holy shit you are so dumb.
but yeah, if you haven't gotten a pulse by now, you probably won't get one.
you're safe.
text; A FEW HOURS L8R
*>::::C
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what is that.
what
the fuck is that.
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Other than MY CAREER AS A H8T ACTR8ESS GETTING FL8SHED EVEN FURTH8R DOWN THE F8CKING PAN THAN AFTER I G8T THE C8CKSUCKING F8IRY WINGS I FUCKING H8 MY STUP8D L8FE TH8S IS 8LL YOUR F8ULT!!!!!!!!
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i'm so sorry
oh man
oh god
wait pics or it doesnt exist.
picture message;
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oh my god im so sorry im so sorry how are you going to deal with that can you still see ARE YOU BLIND!?!?
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