Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

[enrages]

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

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[drama8om8]

I 8n't actually dead, you fucking tool, I didn't pulse 8ack 8 eyes.
May8e I won't ever! Like I know I was grey and had horns and pro8a8ly had messed up teeth like the one chick I remem8er. 8ut I 8n't got those things 8ack yet!
SO I am sure my eyes will 8e FINE.

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[enrages]

i know you're not dead, moron.
i was just being dramatic to fit with the drama of the situation holy shit you are so dumb.
but yeah, if you haven't gotten a pulse by now, you probably won't get one.
you're safe.

text; A FEW HOURS L8R

[drama8om8]

You 8astard. >8C

*>::::C

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[enrages]

wh
what is that.
what
the fuck is that.

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[drama8om8]

What do you fucking THINK it is, Karson?
Other than MY CAREER AS A H8T ACTR8ESS GETTING FL8SHED EVEN FURTH8R DOWN THE F8CKING PAN THAN AFTER I G8T THE C8CKSUCKING F8IRY WINGS I FUCKING H8 MY STUP8D L8FE TH8S IS 8LL YOUR F8ULT!!!!!!!!

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[enrages]

oh fuck i'm so sorry
i'm so sorry
oh man
oh god




wait pics or it doesnt exist.

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[drama8om8]

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[enrages]

oh my god im so sorry im so sorry how are you going to deal with that can you still see ARE YOU BLIND!?!?

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[drama8om8]

Yes, Karson, I am fucking 8lind. I am typing to you 8lindly, without sight, and 8F C8URSE I'M N8T 8LIND YOU COMPLET8 FUCK.
It 8n't changed shit! Like I didn't even think they were real pupils at first 8ut they dil8 and contract and shit and oh my god IF ANY8ODY NOTICES I WILL GET POLICED AT AND THEN I WILL DIE.