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Karson Valenti's Voice Mail
"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.
If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"
*beeeep*
If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"
*beeeep*
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what is that.
what
the fuck is that.
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Other than MY CAREER AS A H8T ACTR8ESS GETTING FL8SHED EVEN FURTH8R DOWN THE F8CKING PAN THAN AFTER I G8T THE C8CKSUCKING F8IRY WINGS I FUCKING H8 MY STUP8D L8FE TH8S IS 8LL YOUR F8ULT!!!!!!!!
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i'm so sorry
oh man
oh god
wait pics or it doesnt exist.
picture message;
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oh my god im so sorry im so sorry how are you going to deal with that can you still see ARE YOU BLIND!?!?
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It 8n't changed shit! Like I didn't even think they were real pupils at first 8ut they dil8 and contract and shit and oh my god IF ANY8ODY NOTICES I WILL GET POLICED AT AND THEN I WILL DIE.