enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote2013-06-16 02:16 am

Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*
drama8om8: (Pir8 so 8rave on the seven seas)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-10-04 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, Karson, I am fucking 8lind. I am typing to you 8lindly, without sight, and 8F C8URSE I'M N8T 8LIND YOU COMPLET8 FUCK.
It 8n't changed shit! Like I didn't even think they were real pupils at first 8ut they dil8 and contract and shit and oh my god IF ANY8ODY NOTICES I WILL GET POLICED AT AND THEN I WILL DIE.