enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote2013-06-16 02:16 am

Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*
counterclock: (avery => hey lil mama lemme whisper)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
hey cutie whatcha wearin
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didnt i JUST tell u not to drink that shit
counterclock: source @syther (avery => wat.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
i only am judging you for quoting miley cyrus
counterclock: source @pancakestein (avery => what in fucking fuck.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
ok wait you wont listen to queen or ben e king or the beatles but youll listen to MILEY CYRUS
counterclock: (avery => seriously? what bullshit.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
im going to find you and i swear 2 god i am going to make you listen to some decent music
counterclock: (avery => that. is. my. shit.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
ok srs ill ease you in gently dw we wont go right to dubstep well do something easy like frank sinatra first
counterclock: (avery => yep i'm listening.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
dude i want you to listen to good music i dont want to be hunted down by the cops for being suspected of having a meth lab like my mom
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
oh
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
uhhhh yeah
counterclock: source @go-and-ask-fem-dave (avery => huff.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
moms been in and out of jail since i was six the more you know
counterclock: source @whalepunk (avery => listening. maybe.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
sis and i went to live with my gran
counterclock: source @loscomicos (avery => facepalms combo.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
she died three years later tho
counterclock: (avery => yeah about that.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
sis took care of me
counterclock: (avery => mild intrigue.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
the fuck else were we gonna do yknow

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