enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote2013-06-16 02:16 am

Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*
counterclock: (avery => suspicious.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
oh they tried ahahaha they tried hard but sis had just turned 18 so like she fought hard and was able to prove that she could take care of me so of all the shitty things that couldve and did happen that wasnt one of them fortunately
counterclock: (avery => windy.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
yeahhhh she was pretty cool
counterclock: (avery => i'm a PRINCESS damnit.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
and then she like became an online porn star which i dont think the government wouldve approved of even though her minimum wage income definitely wasnt complaining
counterclock: (avery => quoth adam lambert.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
ye-eahhhhhh it was weird when i was a kid but now its really just a thing
counterclock: (avery => quoth adam lambert.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
i mean i dont think youd complain either if all you had to put up with in order to get some cool clothes and shit was knowing in the back of your mind that your big sister could be diddling herself in the other room at any given minute
counterclock: (avery => brick house.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
no im totally okay with it thats what im trying to say and even as a kid i didnt care so much because if i walked in on her accidentally shed just apologize and like buy me something to distract me so im not like emotionally scarred by it or anything its really fine
counterclock: (avery => pink shoulders.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
we dont really... i mean we do talk dont think we dont she even drives into locke to see me every other month or so even though she lives like an hour out and we chill but we dont really talk about shit like her job or mom or gran or anything
counterclock: (avery => and your point would be...?)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
no not like that its just like theres no point shes not changing and im not a kid anymore we dont need to discuss stuff that has nothing to do with me esp since i dont live with her anymore
counterclock: (avery => that. is. my. shit.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-08-14 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
i moved out to go to college and no im not sad i like living on my own i mean she even pays half my rent so that i dont have to take out more loans for the dorms and i still get to see her sometimes and we call and im and stuff so i mean its nice to have the space without losing contact entirely
counterclock: (avery => very special of you.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-09 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
well i guess you aint wrong i mean that sounds about right
counterclock: (avery => yep i'm listening.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-09 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
i guess the most important shit is that we know we care about each other or something
counterclock: source @whalepunk (avery => listening. maybe.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-09 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
yeah i mean were kind of all we have with mom in jail and gran dead and idek the rest of my family mom kept us kinda estranged from the rest of them i dont think ive seen a relative since i was eight or someth no one really came to help us out after gran died the whole family was pretty uhhhhhhh distanced
counterclock: source @sylphofparanoia (avery => yeah you do that.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-09 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
dude i dont even know them i dont know their names i dont know who they are like i actually saw some dude with my last name on the network but he was a total douche about it and i dont think it means anything anyway
counterclock: (avery => and your point would be...?)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-09 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
idek if that shit even works and dont you have to pay for it even if you dont its not worth it i doubt my family is the type to be on this shit

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