Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

[enrages]

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

Comments

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[eras]

idk if it was or not it just made me really, really uncomfortable

ummm who all is in your count of this group again

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[enrages]

damnnnn.
uhhh
me, you, danny, CHRIS MAYBE???, TRAVIS MAYBE???, octavia, dj apparently, mac, and pissbaby mcgee.

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[eras]

okay you're missing davin from that
also does that mean you're actually acknowledging soren now

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[enrages]

who is davin??
also yes, im acknowledging pissbaby.
i just dont enjoy acknowledging him.

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[eras]

the guy with the safehouse?
talk2 liike thii2 2ometiime2?
who isn't soren

soren has agreed to go to any soulbond meet up you may or may not have if i'm there jsyk

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[enrages]

wait there are two assholes who type like that?!!??!!
what the fuck?
which one is sollux?
thats the name me and octavia remember.

also awesome, thanks.

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[eras]

well, yes?
soren is sollux.
we have shared memories i can verify that!
he even knows my name
back when i was a robot i mean
idk what davin's name was

np!!

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[enrages]

are they related or something???
why the fuck do they write the same??

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[eras]

because they do
there are slight differences in typing actually
davin uses the gemini sign for capital i's sometimes

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[enrages]

what the fucks a gemini sign

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[eras]

♊ <--that?

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[enrages]

that's so much dumber than the ii thing.

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[eras]

i still say that way of typing is nice
i mean
in like a comfortingly familiar sort of way

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[enrages]

YOU DO NOT TELL HIM THIS
but
yeah.
i guess so.
i just
it's really blurry and i can't remember specifics.
but i spent so many hours reading that shitty font?
and it wasnt bad.

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[eras]

hahaha
i promise not to tell him this thing

i think you should give him more of a chance!
and vice versa
but i'm not going to get involved really so it's just more general advice

text;

[enrages]

yeah, yeah.
okay, i'lll
i guess i can try it.


how do i disengage pissbaby mode?

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[eras]

i would start by not calling him pissbaby

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[enrages]

not gonna happen.

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[eras]

then i would say you're out of luck?

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[enrages]

oh well.
i tried.

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[eras]

you two are ridiculous!
maybe at least vary your insults a little
and idk
just try talking to him
or yelling at him