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Karson Valenti's Voice Mail
"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.
If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"
*beeeep*
If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"
*beeeep*
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what the fuck?
which one is sollux?
thats the name me and octavia remember.
also awesome, thanks.
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soren is sollux.
we have shared memories i can verify that!
he even knows my name
back when i was a robot i mean
idk what davin's name was
np!!
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why the fuck do they write the same??
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there are slight differences in typing actually
davin uses the gemini sign for capital i's sometimes
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i mean
in like a comfortingly familiar sort of way
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YOU DO NOT TELL HIM THIS
but
yeah.
i guess so.
i just
it's really blurry and i can't remember specifics.
but i spent so many hours reading that shitty font?
and it wasnt bad.
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i promise not to tell him this thing
i think you should give him more of a chance!
and vice versa
but i'm not going to get involved really so it's just more general advice
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okay, i'lll
i guess i can try it.
how do i disengage pissbaby mode?
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i tried.
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maybe at least vary your insults a little
and idk
just try talking to him
or yelling at him