enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote2013-06-16 02:16 am

Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*
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[personal profile] eras 2013-10-02 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
hahaha
i promise not to tell him this thing

i think you should give him more of a chance!
and vice versa
but i'm not going to get involved really so it's just more general advice
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[personal profile] eras 2013-10-02 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
i would start by not calling him pissbaby
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[personal profile] eras 2013-10-02 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
then i would say you're out of luck?
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[personal profile] eras 2013-10-02 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
you two are ridiculous!
maybe at least vary your insults a little
and idk
just try talking to him
or yelling at him