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Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote2013-06-16 02:16 am
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Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*
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counterclock: (avery => yeah about that.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
it means marijuana makes you violent holy fuck ahahaha
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-10 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
what the fuck that's not even accurate.
DON'T DO DRUGS-- YES I AGREE, BUT SERIOUSLY, BACK UP YOUR SHIT WITH GOOD EVIDENCE.
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
have you ever tried weed karson
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-10 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
no, and i'm not going to!
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
uhhuh
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
what are you 14 youve got time
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-10 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
16 and no
not interested.
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
pot is rly relaxing u could probs stand to chill out once in a while
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-10 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
don't care.
don't need it.
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
this from the guy who was gonna try meth to help him sleep
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-10 07:05 am (UTC)(link)






































will weed help me sleep
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
was all that white space really necessary
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
look i cant promise anything but its a really chill experience and if it doesnt help you sleep at least itll help you relax and take the edge off a bit
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
no ones gonna rob or gang rape you just do it with me in your car or someth
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
uh i guess you could come to my apartment if you wanted idk
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-10 07:13 am (UTC)(link)





i can't do it in my car.
it's technically my dads and we share it.
but
uh
yeah
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
welp
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
so my apartments 100% safe and you could pet my cat
counterclock: (avery => i'm a PRINCESS damnit.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
and bring crab i guess
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-10 07:22 am (UTC)(link)



ok.
uh
when?
i guess?
?
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
w.........henever you like?
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-10 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
if i don't sleep by this weekend, i guess
friday night?
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
ok yeah sounds like a plan
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[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
you remember how to get here right
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-10 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
yeah

see you then?

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