Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

[enrages]

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

Comments

[counterclock]

uh i guess you could come to my apartment if you wanted idk

[enrages]

i can't do it in my car.
it's technically my dads and we share it.
but
uh
yeah

[counterclock]

welp

[counterclock]

so my apartments 100% safe and you could pet my cat

[counterclock]

and bring crab i guess

[enrages]

ok.
uh
when?
i guess?
?

[counterclock]

w.........henever you like?

[enrages]

if i don't sleep by this weekend, i guess
friday night?

[counterclock]

ok yeah sounds like a plan

[counterclock]

you remember how to get here right

[enrages]

yeah

see you then?

[counterclock]

yep see ya then kid