Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

[enrages]

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

Comments

text; 8/16, 12:35 AM

[enrages]

what.
are you doing the whole insomnia thing too?

text;

[earnedmystripes]

[NOPE he's just very, very drunk. And will regret his life and choices in the morning.]

no

thhe missign cuipxake girl cadyn

candy

itwaszx yhe copps srecurty camras had eve eivi proof

dont konow wehre they toik her

soory

im sorr
y
i;'m sory

text;

[enrages]

wwa
wait wait what what type normal TYPE LIKE ACTUAL PEOPLE WHAT what did you find!?!!??!
did you see her?
did the police get her?!

text; WHOOPS 12:30 is technically 8/17....

[earnedmystripes]

tyrign

[A few seconds, and more slowly, letters come across.]

trying

threr was a bideo

video. no sownd; cops got jer were askinf q

things. dont know what no ssoujnd andt hen thy they left ina police car

nothinggs ont he news soshe culd be alive but theres no traces

we lookkd everhwere formkore lues

text;

[enrages]

[ Yeah, fuck, giving up on sleep for tonight. And the next night. And this week in general, because reading that shit has Karson up, and about five seconds from jumping out his window to go find Candy. ]

what direction did they go??
who were they?
do you know the cops!?
where do they live?!!?

text;

[earnedmystripes]

tehe fottage footge ughh it cuts offfw hen shegts in the card

hardto ses but onw oftem them was the guy whi illed kiled paul

iifyo go atfer him yursefl uoull die and your famyli will di too

text;

[enrages]

oh my god you're drunk.
that's why you're typoing so much.
that's what's happening, isn't it?!

text;

[earnedmystripes]

wyh why doyuo csre

text;

[enrages]

are
you
DRINKING AWAY YOUR PROBLEMS?!
DRUG FREE IS THE WAY TO BE, ASSHOLE.
ESPECIALLY WHEN DEALING WITH FUCKING COPS ABDUCTING PEOPLE AND TEXTING ADOLESCENTS AT NIGHT.

text; 1/2

[earnedmystripes]

tihs comign from thw kid whi txts wile dirivng witchs illegal adn culd aCTULY KILL SOMOne

but no your gona fkcnng jugde me for getting drnunk

mayb wehn your almost forty wth nthing rely ahed ofyu adn liv lone anf rarly see your famly

and th only giod thing youve ever don wuth your life trns out too b a bIG FUVKIgn liE

oyu miht wana be drink for a nite too

fuck

[earnedmystripes]

shudve iven you tahht tikit when ih ad the chance

[enrages]

holy
shit.
uh, dude, do you have like
someone you can talk to?
someone who isn't a dumbshit 16 year old?
like a wife or children or parents or something?