enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote2013-06-16 02:16 am
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Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-10-14 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Too busy coughing to feel embarrassed. ]

Wa-- [ coughs coughs coughs ] Water, fuck. I need-- [ coughs into the sunset ]
Edited 2013-10-14 06:01 (UTC)
counterclock: (avery => oops my shirt slipped.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-10-14 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Avery sets the pipe between her teeth and rolls her eyes as she hops up to grab a bottle of water she had set out beforehand. She doesn't trust him to catch it so she doesn't throw it to him, instead picking up his hand and putting the bottle into his palm when she comes back.]

Hey, babe, c'mon. Relax. I'll be over quicker that way.
enrages: ("child is useful: do not murder")

[personal profile] enrages 2013-10-14 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ CHUGS THAT SHIT ]

Ugh, it doesn't hurt. It's just, ugh. [ cough ] Lemme try again. I won't cough this time.
counterclock: (avery => yeah about that.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-10-14 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Mmkay. [Her hand comes up to the pipe and Avery breathes in, taking a quick hit before passing it on to Karson.] Just take it slow. I believe in you 'n shit.
enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-10-17 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, shut up. [ eyeroll as he inhales and starts a coughing fit all over again. ]
counterclock: (avery => i'm a PRINCESS damnit.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-10-17 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Avery slowly eases herself onto the bed next to him, leaning back against the plethora of pillows. She pats his back idly, waiting for him to stop coughing; her eyes drift to where Crab and Sparkles are playing on the carpet, not too far away. It's nice. Minus the, uh. Coughing fit.]

You're hitting it too fast. What did I goddamn say about relaxing?
enrages: ("child is useful: do not murder")

[personal profile] enrages 2013-10-21 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, shut up. [ wheeze. Despite being a little bitch 24/7, he's actually grateful for the backpats. Even if he'll never admit to it.

wheeze some more and then he GOES FOR ANOTHER HIT TO BE THE ULTIMATE BADASS no this was a bad idea ]
counterclock: (avery => :T)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-10-22 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Oookay that's enough. Avery gently wrestles the pipe away from his grasp, snickering a little.] Dude, you should not be taking this much on the first time. You're gonna get wrecked.

Shit I think you've had more than I have. [Lazily, she draws another puff, trying to remedy this.
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