enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote2013-06-16 02:16 am
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Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

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counterclock: source @cheesecakehara (avery => serious face!)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-09 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Sauce is the best part, ya fuckin' weirdo. [She gets the chicken in any case, and it's still mostly warm so she doesn't expect him to bitch. She comes back over and slides the chicken across the table to him, then holds her hand out for her phone.]

Now have we learned something today, or do I need to google more pictures of meth mouth.
counterclock: (avery => pink shoulders.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
#27 is my fave
Edited 2013-09-10 04:39 (UTC)
enrages: (werewolf bar mitzvah)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-10 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
SCAMPER OFF YOU JUNKIE.
enrages: (bitch im fabulous)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-10 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
omg i will bring her some.
what's her fav?
counterclock: (avery => sis dropped me on my head.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
hey kid wanna inject some weed
counterclock: (avery => what.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
uhhhh idk she's a cat do cats have favourite popsicle flavours
enrages: (no dessert for you)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-10 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
NO, GRASS IS FOR MOWING.
counterclock: (avery => i'm a PRINCESS damnit.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
please please please call me a ganja gremlin next time we go out
enrages: (you must be an abomination)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-10 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
only if you tell me what the fuck mmyv is.
counterclock: source @go-and-ask-fem-dave (avery => huff.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
aw damn i was gonna ask you if you knew what it is i aint got a fuckin clue
enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-10 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
maybe it's another type of drug.
counterclock: (avery => suspicious.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
maybe google can tell us
counterclock: (Default)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaukjsgnlkjsdndg
counterclock: (avery => yeah about that.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
it means marijuana makes you violent holy fuck ahahaha
enrages: (she's a ghost and a bitch)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-10 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
what the fuck that's not even accurate.
DON'T DO DRUGS-- YES I AGREE, BUT SERIOUSLY, BACK UP YOUR SHIT WITH GOOD EVIDENCE.
counterclock: (avery => very special of you.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
have you ever tried weed karson
enrages: (boys becoming men; men becoming wolves)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-10 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
no, and i'm not going to!
counterclock: (avery => neon.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
uhhuh
counterclock: (avery => suspicious.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
what are you 14 youve got time
enrages: (let's make a geomap)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-10 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
16 and no
not interested.
counterclock: (avery => windy.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
pot is rly relaxing u could probs stand to chill out once in a while
enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-10 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
don't care.
don't need it.
counterclock: (avery => hey wait.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-10 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
this from the guy who was gonna try meth to help him sleep
enrages: (have you seen the movie antichrist?)

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will weed help me sleep
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