Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

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"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

Comments

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what if i am tho

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be emotionally damaged not about my family.

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maybe were related maybe your family is my family too what now motherfucker

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i know my family, moron.

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can you draw me a family tree of every relative you've ever had man

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can u

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can you PROVE that we arent related somehow

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yes.
i've got my family tree right here, asshole.

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liarrrrr

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show me