enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote2013-06-16 02:16 am

Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*
drama8om8: (8ECAUSE UR A 8UTT)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-12-13 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Duh! Enough that you are elev8ted off the floor and more of you is touching pillows than the ground.
May8e like. 8ulk the pile up with other soft things?
Like towels and clothes and. Junk.
drama8om8: (Play the 8ack and get wet)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-12-13 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Deal. As long as I get the credit and the glory if it DOES work!
drama8om8: (You cockroaches wanna play rough?)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-12-13 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
 

 

 

Sleep tight, dude. ::::Oc