enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote2013-06-16 02:16 am
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Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*
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enrages: (she's a ghost and a bitch)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-11-22 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)






YOU'RE TURNING MY LIL PUPLET INTO A FUCKING MONSTER?!
enrages: (no dessert for you)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-11-22 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE THIS SOULBONDSHIP IS FUCKING OVER.
gogoghostpowers: ([F] antennae like an insect)

[personal profile] gogoghostpowers 2013-11-22 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, nothing's happened to Crab yet, though, right?!

Maybe he's still safe!
enrages: (werewolf bar mitzvah)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-11-22 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER SEE HIS CUTIE FLUFFY BODY EVER AGAIN.
gogoghostpowers: ([F] listen to my heart. you feel the bea)

[personal profile] gogoghostpowers 2013-11-22 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I will have to live with those consequences, I know. Even if I am gonna miss his adorable little face.

Just tell him I'm sorry. Just in case he understands. Or uh "mi bedaŭras" I guess.
enrages: (my nose is extremely runny)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-11-22 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
NO I WONT TAINT HIS LITTLE EARS WITH THAT LANGUAGE CRAP OH JESUS MY LIL BABY'S GOING TO BE A MONSTER WHY GOD WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT THIS ONTO MY FRAGILE FAMILY?!
gogoghostpowers: ([F] listen to my heart. you feel the bea)

[personal profile] gogoghostpowers 2013-11-22 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
oh crap you're right that would make it worse wouldn't it

JUST SAY IT IN ENGLISH, HE DESERVES TO KNOW I DIDN'T MEAN TO

I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS CONNECTED TO CRAB, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS YOU AND ALL THE OTHER SOULBOND CLUB PEOPLE, I DIDN'T KNOW CRAB WAS IN THE CLUB TOO

...oh my god what if you knew him as a giant Esperanto monster too, and neither of you know it yet
enrages: (walrus today we become assassins)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-11-22 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
oh my god.
i could trigger him at any moment.
enrages: (im in cat planet)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-11-23 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
i'll have to give him away.
gogoghostpowers: ([F] antennae like an insect)

[personal profile] gogoghostpowers 2013-11-24 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
...who would you give him away to?
enrages: (my nose is extremely runny)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-11-28 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
none of my friends...
we're all soulbonded.
they could trigger him at any moment.
oh god.
gogoghostpowers: (Phantom: that didn't kill you right?)

[personal profile] gogoghostpowers 2013-12-01 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
...do you have any friends you're not soulbonded to?
enrages: waiting to hear me make grunting noises at my dog (the world holds it breath)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-12-02 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
how many friends do you think i have?!
gogoghostpowers: ([F] leave your body & soul at the door..)

[personal profile] gogoghostpowers 2013-12-16 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know, I just thought you'd be friends with someone else from before all this weird soulbond stuff started happening!
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