Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

[enrages]

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

Comments

[earnedmystripes]

*how is that being triggering* I have to go to work!!!!

There was no way I could've known he was network till he had a pulse in front of me okay

[HUFF!]

are you gonna help me or not

[enrages]

okay okay fine, i'm helping.
just
gimmie his contact on the network and i'll get to it.




you are so embarrassing, though.
i hope you know that.

[earnedmystripes]

WHY AM I EMBARRASSING

[earnedmystripes]

but thanks it's this guy

[enrages]

on it

later...

[enrages]

ABORT ABORT HE KNOWS IT WAS YOU
AT LEAST I THINK HE KNOWS IT WAS YOU
I ADMITTED TO NOTHING OH FUCK

.

[earnedmystripes]

[well...at least you didn't sell him out, bro. thnx u are a pal. there's just a sigh on getting this message because guess who's already gotten a text from Barnaby!!!]

yeah....he just messaged me a bit ago

thanks for trying anyway

and uh sorry for dumping this shit on you