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Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

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my favorite food is free food.
i literally do not care as long as i dont have to pay for it.

really? like what would you do for free food

pretty much anything that won't result in death or stds.

chewing bubblegum thats been in someone elses mouth

if it means i get to eat, sure.

what really gross

do your parents not feed you or anything

dont want to talk about it.

holy fuck r u serious

hopy fuck do i really need to call cps

i thought you were joking about your dad stabbing u

it's not like that.
he's a good guy.
just doesn't have a lot of money, and doesn't like wasting it on food.
okay?

feeding your kid is wasting money huh

in comparison to having a house?
yeah.
it is.

what about yr mom

my parents got divorced when i was 5.

child support

she probably makes less than my dad does.

prostitution welfare foster care idk man kids need 2 eat

stop judging my fucking family, punk.

make me

im going to stop responding to your texts.

ok no im not judging your family that would be a douche move but hey i think theres like a soup kitchen somewhere and im pretty sure the dicks you have to suck to get the good stuff arent too nasty

like if yr lucky youll get a chode and wont even have to deepthroat

stop

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