enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote2013-06-16 02:16 am

Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*
counterclock: (avery => what a fox.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-11-05 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
oooh baby u wanna come over and do some hand drugs with me
counterclock: source @arlir (avery => fuck y'all heauxs)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-11-06 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
how is that being condescending
counterclock: (avery => very special of you.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-11-06 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
pfffffffffft only if you make em that way