Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

[enrages]

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

Comments

[counterclock]

actually i think he only flipped his shit once and i bet he never spit in anyones pizza

[enrages]

jesus totally would have spit in someone's pizza.
especially if they were an asshole roman.
turn the other cheek, motherfucker.
so you can spit from a different angle.

[counterclock]

pffffffffft yea squirt i dont think so but nice try