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Karson Valenti's Voice Mail
"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.
If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"
*beeeep*
If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"
*beeeep*
text;
you
uh
i know i said that you can't handle a sliding door let alone a paper bag
and i'm not entirely sorry for that but
i am sorry for giving that crazy woman who hates your dog ammo
and i still, you know
don't actually hate your guts and stuff
you're pretty cool for a crazy shouty asshole libertarian
so i
hope there's no hard feelings
ok?
also don't you dare tell anyone i sent you this oh my god
text;
i dont understand??????????/