Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

[enrages]

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

Comments

text, saturday 21st

[summit]

[ What. ]

Why the window?

text, saturday 21st

[enrages]

wouldn't opening the door at 4 am freak out your parents???

text, saturday 21st

[summit]

It would.
If my dad was home.

text, saturday 21st

[enrages]

alright, okay, awesome.
front door it is.

text, saturday 21st

[summit]

Okay.
The key is under the mat.

action, saturday 21st

[enrages]

[ Give him a minute... Balancing all this shit and opening doors and keeping Crab from being a dickbag is difficult. Eventually though... ]

Hey, I got your anti-sick stuff. Where are your spoons?