enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote2013-06-16 02:16 am
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Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-10-02 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
oh god
what happened??
do i need to be there?
of course i need to be there
where are you??
i'm coming.
vetala: ([Anxiety] it's gonna get a hold of me)

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[personal profile] vetala 2013-10-02 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
A friend of mine saw too. It was literally the worst and I don't know how to even handle this. I wasn't arrested but it is honestly.

I wish I had a phone with a keyboard so I could actually explain the gravitas of this situation.
Edited 2013-10-02 05:42 (UTC)
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-10-02 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
location, now.
i'm bringing your favorite ice cream.
also just sent an email to our teachers saying we won't be at school tomorrow.
we're movie nighting and we are making you feel better.
vetala: ([Anxiety] it's gonna get a hold of me)

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[personal profile] vetala 2013-10-06 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well I sort of panicked afterward and ran and now I am at the park.
enrages: ("child is useful: do not murder")

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[personal profile] enrages 2013-10-08 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
i'll be there in 10.
STAY. PUT.
DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
IF ANYONE CREEPY WHO ISN'T ME OFFERS YOU ICE CREAM, DON'T GO WITH THEM.
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