Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

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"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

Comments

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i dunno being loudly and violently squeamish sounds like something you might want to communicate about what if i trigger u

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oh
triggering is a good point, i guess.
so my triggers:
blood.
it's actually entirely my own blood, but seeing any type of blood makes me think of mine and just



yeah.
that's it.
i don't want to talk about it anymore you know my triggers thanks bye.

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.....................oh

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are we done here?

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we could be i guess

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awesome.
bye.

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ok bye