Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

[enrages]

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

Comments

[enrages]

someone needs to do this.
someone needs to handle the responsibility.
i am that someone.

[counterclock]

karson stop

[counterclock]

you are the hero locke deserves but not the one it needs right now

[enrages]

cant stop wont stop
brb going to the store.

[counterclock]

youd better fucking eat those popsicles you dumbshit

[enrages]

popsicles for the popsicle catgod.

[counterclock]

the cat is going to take one lick and walk away

[enrages]

i have faith in this cat.

[counterclock]

i dont

[enrages]

i know you don't.
that's why i'm here.