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Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote2013-06-16 02:16 am
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Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-19 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
aren't cousins supposed to be your age?????
what the fuck.
how did you find out?
does he know???
counterclock: (avery => mild intrigue.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-19 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
like once removed or something shitty like that and dude of course he fucking knows how else would i know
counterclock: (avery => yeah about that.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-19 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
what happened was i asked him about his family because we have the same last name and my gran was totes his aunt and i dont even believe it is this real fuckin life pinch me or something piss in my cheerios see if i notice
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-19 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
why the FUCK didn't he help you guys when your gran died?!!?!?!
if he's so fucking close in the family and probably knew your goddamn grandma, why didn't he give a single shit?!
he's an adult!
he has money!
he could have given you guys a place to stay or made things less hard?!
WHAT THE FUCK
counterclock: (avery => salute.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-19 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
i dont think he even knew we exist babe
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-19 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
well FUCK HIM WITH SOME BARBED WIRE, WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT.
DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HIS OWN FAMILY OR IF THEY'RE IN TROUBLE.
WHAT THE HELL KINDA GUY DOES THAT.
rughruhgurhugshugd gdfgud im so mad.
counterclock: source @whalepunk (avery => listening. maybe.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-19 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
idk not like its his fault i wouldnt want to know about my moms shitty life or shitty kids if i was a relative anyway
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-19 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
it's his fucking fault, and he knows it.
counterclock: source @cheesecakehara (avery => serious face!)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-19 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
i dont really think he does
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-20 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
then someone needs to make him aware of the shit he's caused.
counterclock: (avery => :T)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-20 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
what has he caused tho nothing thats happened has been his fault
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-20 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
shit's his fault.
it's his fucking fault, so fuck him.
counterclock: (avery => what.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-20 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
what are you blaming him for tho
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-20 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
everything.
everything ever.
he's a piece of shit.
counterclock: (avery => yeah about that.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-20 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
i think u need to calm down bro
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-09-20 05:12 am (UTC)(link)









okay, fine.
i'll calm down.
counterclock: (avery => the one day she put on makeup.)

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-20 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
......really
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