enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote2013-06-16 02:16 am

Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*
eras: art by <user name="moriar-tea" site="tumblr.com"> (+ jurassic park.)

[personal profile] eras 2013-09-10 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
until/unless the rest of you guys start manifesting psychic powers anyway!

i've never really talked to her, i don't think she likes me much though.
after i mentioned being a robot things went sour very fast!
also she was kinda rude to travis i think. :o
but i'm willing to work together, sure.
eras: art by <user name="celestier" site="deviantart.com"> (= trying to understand.)

[personal profile] eras 2013-09-10 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
she said i have to be her destined arch rival supervillain
eras: art by <user name="unutilitarian" site="tumblr.com"> (+ are you joking?)

[personal profile] eras 2013-09-10 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
i will take your word for it as you know her better!!

anyway that's all i've got so far
was any of it useful :o
eras: art by <user name="xamag-homestuck" site="tumblr.com"> (= explanations!)

[personal profile] eras 2013-09-10 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm okay with you sharing my stuff around honestly
it's nothing i haven't said in person

oh but did you want me to tell you what that davin guy said??
about the rebellion thing

i don't know any other soulbonders i don't think beyond that
eras: art by <user name="stridork" site="tumblr.com"> (+ do you think?)

[personal profile] eras 2013-09-10 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
0kay okay basically davin said it was a rebellion of the lower classes against the higher ones??
he said it goes fuchsia down

all i know about it is it was led by a guy called the signless

...so i guess it's not that much to tell you
but that's what i had to share
eras: art by <user name="araneapeixes" site="tumblr.com"> (= oh? glance aside.)

[personal profile] eras 2013-09-10 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
fuchsia violet purple indigo cerulean teal jade olive lime yellow bronze burgundy
apparently
according to my artist sister

i don't think gray is on there
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-10 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
do you think you have gray blood
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-10 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
why d0 you think that?
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-10 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
i won't judge you
i promise
eras: art by <user name="hesterstowel" site="deviantart.com"> (= glance back.)

[personal profile] eras 2013-09-10 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
you think your blood color is wrong
i get what you're getting at, yes

i'm not judging you for what it's worth
judging people based on blood color seems pretty dumb
(i hope you feel better by the time you read this)
counterclock: source @sylphofparanoia (avery => yeah you do that.)

cw: drug use

[personal profile] counterclock 2013-09-14 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
hey kid so uh if you wanna come over whenever thats cool just let me know when youre on your way or somethn

[It's basically no one's business at all that Avery's fingers are sweating all over her android screen and she's actually really fucking nervous about this. She smoked when she was young and has smoked with teens before but this is the first time she's ever legit solicited drugs (oh god what the fuck) to an underage kid and it's actually getting to her.

She is legit questioning her morality at the moment.

When she was teasing him about smoking Avery didn't actually expect him to ever give in, but -- well. It's kinda too late to take it back now. Whoops.]

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