[ Since cars and car accidents are a bit of a touchy subject, no one should be surprised that this happened shortly after THIS revelation. ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE BARRAGE OF FURIOUS TEXTS THAT ARE ABOUT TO INTERRUPT YOUR MORNING KARSON. ]
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU (1) YOU HIT SOMEONE? (2) YOU HIT SOMEONE!!! (3) I KNOW YOU'RE A TERRIBLE DRIVER BUT YOU **HIT SOMEONE** (4) AND YOU MUGGED SOMEONE TOO (5) WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE A LICENSE WHY HASN'T THAT BEEN TAKEN (6) I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU (7) I can't even talk to you right now (8)
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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU (1)
YOU HIT SOMEONE? (2)
YOU HIT SOMEONE!!! (3)
I KNOW YOU'RE A TERRIBLE DRIVER BUT YOU **HIT SOMEONE** (4)
AND YOU MUGGED SOMEONE TOO (5)
WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE A LICENSE WHY HASN'T THAT BEEN TAKEN (6)
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU (7)
I can't even talk to you right now (8)