Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

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"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

Comments

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was all that white space really necessary

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look i cant promise anything but its a really chill experience and if it doesnt help you sleep at least itll help you relax and take the edge off a bit

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no ones gonna rob or gang rape you just do it with me in your car or someth

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uh i guess you could come to my apartment if you wanted idk

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i can't do it in my car.
it's technically my dads and we share it.
but
uh
yeah

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welp

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so my apartments 100% safe and you could pet my cat

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and bring crab i guess

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ok.
uh
when?
i guess?
?

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w.........henever you like?

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if i don't sleep by this weekend, i guess
friday night?

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ok yeah sounds like a plan

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you remember how to get here right

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yeah

see you then?

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yep see ya then kid

text; 9/8 shortly after she was told to do so

[eras]

hi karson!! this is aria just in case you didn't have me down
okay pulse thingies in no particular order (minus the indiana one i told you + sollux):
-something about twelve blood colors blah blah blah with the color names
-once i a was a robot who exploded after hugging some guy
-tavia's mind control doesn't work on me
-i'm legit telekinetic i guess?

then i was talking to that one guy. the one who offered up his house i believe? i think that may be the "davin" soren mentioned now actually. he was talking about gray monster people and the blood thing triggered him and he said there was an order in it and he was rebelling (?????) but that felt wrong.

it was a long time ago. but that feels like a thing. and a name, with that.

text;

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holy shit telekinetic????
woah deets deets deets.
then we can talk about the other shit.

text; 1/2

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that's what i meant by psychic robot
i can
sort of move stuff??
it's hard and i'm not very good at it yet
hm
hang on i will just send a video clip

attached video file courtesy her smartphone;

[eras]

[ And here is a short minute and a half film, just for you. Aria is just going to use a book on her desk in her room because it is available and kinda smallish.

...She basically just stares at it, lifting a hand, to make it move. But it's accompanied by a rustblood red glow around both herself and the tin. ...And it kinda clatters down after a minute or two, she's not joking about not really being good at it don't laugh okay. ]

1/2

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[ SCREAMING ]

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[ oh wait she cant actually hear him ]

MAGIC?!?1
MAGIC??!?!
MAGIC??!?!?1 WITCHCRAFT!?!1/!?/1
WHAHTTT??!??!?!!?

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no it's telekinesis!
it's on the superpower wiki
i did it with my mind

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WHAAHTATAT!????????????????!?!!!!?!!?!?!!?

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oh my god
how badly are you freaking out
it's not that big a deal!!
i think it's
kind of connected to the not being able to be mind controlled stuff???

you know someone who controls minds knowing someone who controls other stuff is just a step sideways

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oh yeah
i guess
i guess you have a point there.
dang.
if you get stronger at that, holy fuck, you could be really baller.
if we ever need to like idk do risky shit, you and octavia together would be unstoppable.