Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

2013-06-16T07:15:45Z

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

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2013-06-12T21:32:22Z

Name: Karkat Vantas | C/Karson Kathleen Valenti
Age: 16
Appearance: beautiful
Occupation: Pizza Hut delivery boy; high school student

Full Application: holla holla get app
HMD: holla holla give crit

Echoes Received:
1st Echo - after falling out of a tree and seeing his own blood, he developed the fear that his blood is somehow wrong.
2nd Echo - after dealing with the mine bullshit, karson regained some of karkat's enhanced durability.
3rd Echo - because of talking to a ginormous tool with a typing quirk, karson recalled having tons and tons of conversations about innane dumb shit with someone else who typed like that.
4th Echo - after being attacked by an alien-infested deer and sobbing the whole time, karson has regained karkat's bright red water works.
5th Echo - due to drinking contaminated water, karson has developed karkat's stupid-inspired insomnia.
6th Echo - after bullshit threads and stuff i forget wow, karson regained karkat's awareness that there are 12 blood color types and that his own shade doesn't fit into it.
7th Echo - karson has regained karkat's unhealthy sense of responsibility for everything that ever goes wrong ever.
8th Echo - remembers dying on Prospit.
9th Echo - HE REMEMBERS HIS BULLSHIT TYPING QUIRK, AND IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO TAG YOU WITH IT, JUST COMMENT AND TELL ME.
10th Echo - he remembers fighting imps.
11th Echo - he has all the feelings and urges associated with kismesissitude.
12th Echo - because im watching syfy movies im not expected to remember this shit, he has all the feelings and urges associated with moirallegiance.
13th Echo - seeing soren's psychic powers and remembering that 1) that's totally a normal thing, and 2) the feelings associated with sollux over-using them and half-dying or w/e

Notes: Karson is in the high school band, runs the Film Club, and is always delivering pizzas. Do you want CR? Order a fucking pizza and spend some cash, yo. Or find the ginormous tool walking the cutest Scottie dog in the world. Both options are equally viable.

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this is an app congrats u found it

2013-06-12T00:43:44Z

( now touch da app )

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Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas}

Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

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this is an app congrats u found it