Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

[enrages]

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

Comments

[enrages]

have you tried talking to them?
like not even for help or whatever, but just to talk?

[counterclock]

dude i dont even know them i dont know their names i dont know who they are like i actually saw some dude with my last name on the network but he was a total douche about it and i dont think it means anything anyway

[enrages]

dang.
have you tried like
ancestory.com or some shit?

[counterclock]

idek if that shit even works and dont you have to pay for it even if you dont its not worth it i doubt my family is the type to be on this shit

[enrages]

i think it's free for the first 60 days, if you do want to try.
just in case.

[counterclock]

thanks kar